>/>/>Fredy has been with me more years than I can remember. He is an Anglo Chinese pig, brought up in Australia. He spent his first years in a glass box in an amusement arcade till I craned him out. He then chose to join us and rode on the bonnet of a car a friend and I drove through Australia, like the Angel on a Rolls Royce bonnet, until a truck went by and blew him off. He was ran over by the car behind and underwent a week of facial reconstructive surgery. Since then we have become inseparable. He is the lucky mascot for the journey and all the others I have been on, and I’m still here so he has been very effective, performing many miraculous good luck feats that stun all who see them. He is a very precious pig…
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